Government Box – Stimulus Check Edition dckatyourdoor

 This pandemic not over yet? The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life. That’s why we are re-launching the Government Stimulus Box – Round 2!

We are all fully aware there is some $$ coming for each and every one of us. What most people don’t realize is that it’s a direct deposit into most people’s bank. That’s why it’s a perfect opportunity to send a The Stimulus Box to someone’s door today.

Accompanied by an official looking letter that hints at another $10,000 in stimulus funds, this limited edition box is the best thing since The Tax Evasion Box.

Let’s all bring a little levity to our situations and send a fun prank in the mail to our friends and family and ex boyfriends/girlfriends, and old bosses this quarantine season. Because Earth 2020 can suck ma’ balls.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to “eat a dck” without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Each veiny candy is 5oz of solid milk chocolate made by our in-house chocolatiers and Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca. All chocolates can be stored and eaten for up to 12 months after delivery. The earlier used, the better though!

IMPORTANT: Make sure you put the recipient’s name and address in the shipping option. Otherwise it’s you that ends up with the chocolate dick, albeit deservedly. 

**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**